Internal funeral

This phrase is most commonly used to describe a funeral that is happening within. This is not a physical funeral. This is a soul funeral, a spirit funeral. This funeral is grasping for air because it is trapped within like a mouse in one of those little wood traps. Mice traps are actually a reference to internal funeral, so if you ever see one make sure you jump on it full force with no shoes on while screaming internal funeral at 3 am with three candles surrounding you making a triangular shape at an obtuse angle to attract wealth and some bad bitches. (No scam logang!)

Shoot me ive been tryna die, yuh internal funeral brewing inside

by internalfuneral January 14, 2024

Funeral Bandit

A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.

The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.

That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased

by SammyChica April 15, 2023

Funer

Way cooler way more fun than anything ever. Legit the best thing ever compared to other things.

Trampolines are way funer than playgrounds.

by Gretstheoreo October 30, 2019

Funeral Photo

A kind of photo you might take of your partner after sex. Your partner must be completely exhausted and lying down. Though it's not advised to share with any third parties, it's a way of showing how your partner was last night to remind them of "the good times".

"Don't think too highly of yourself, babe. I still have your Funeral Photo!"
"Fuck off."

by Hengeek November 21, 2021

Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.

Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.

by Hootie J November 7, 2021

Funer

So if you don’t want to do an activity or anything because you want to do something funer You can tell your friends I don’t want to do this I want to do something funer

Hey guys so I’m not gonna do this I’m doing something funer

by :):D:(cookie October 9, 2021

Funeral

A party or celebration for the death of someone.

Person 1: I'm going to a funeral.
Person 2: oh, who died?

by BiShadowEnby August 9, 2021