The five seconds that seem like a year when you hear someone opening your bedroom door whilst you are masturbating. It usually consists of closing the porn website, finding another website, pulling up your underwear and pants and trying not to cum. Not a good feeling.
Jesus, i felt like i was going to have a heart attack when i heard my mom opening my door during my midnight wank. Luckily I have mastered the 5 seconds of fury.
by JACK665 July 17, 2008
by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022
by Edward Van Halen August 23, 2006
1 To show the maximum potential of your manhood.
2 When you are playing Halo, on X-box, and you find a lot of grenades, a rocket launcher, and an AR, and you begin a raging tempest of explosion upon some grunts.
3 When you are playing a sport and you become 'on fire', and perfectly execute a winning move, while your opponent stands in awe, and then bows to your skill.
4 Something that Ermy does all the time.
2 When you are playing Halo, on X-box, and you find a lot of grenades, a rocket launcher, and an AR, and you begin a raging tempest of explosion upon some grunts.
3 When you are playing a sport and you become 'on fire', and perfectly execute a winning move, while your opponent stands in awe, and then bows to your skill.
4 Something that Ermy does all the time.
1 Oh, you''l see, I'll unleash the fury on you tonight!
2 I will unleash the fury on those damn Covenant!
3 Boy! I found explosives! let's unleash the fury on Covenant!
4 I will unleash thr fury on you, Maggot!!
2 I will unleash the fury on those damn Covenant!
3 Boy! I found explosives! let's unleash the fury on Covenant!
4 I will unleash thr fury on you, Maggot!!
by identity crisis March 17, 2004
A term used when you're really angry with something that has happened in a short amount of time and then you take corrective action to make sure that something related will never happen again. (Being angry for a short amount of time like 20 seconds).
When someone online performs crap on your team in a game and you had to perform better than them, you also take into account their overall performance then accumulate it all at once in a snapshot fury and take that corrective action.
"Urgh, he's so fricken crap, i'm going to have to remove him!"
"He's also been crap from the past games as well!
(20 seconds later) hmm, maybe i shouldn't of done that...oh well, he won't be a bother again."
"Dude...that was like some kind of Snapshot anger/fury"
"lol yeah"
"Urgh, he's so fricken crap, i'm going to have to remove him!"
"He's also been crap from the past games as well!
(20 seconds later) hmm, maybe i shouldn't of done that...oh well, he won't be a bother again."
"Dude...that was like some kind of Snapshot anger/fury"
"lol yeah"
by Sol64 August 26, 2009
a myspace whore who is totally adored and loved by everyone. if you dont love her, you love to hate her. shes like a drug that everyone wants to shove in their arm every day. shes fucking amazing and if looks could kill shed be a murderer.
remember her name you'll be screaming it later
remember her name you'll be screaming it later
person: I totally fucked autumn
friend: autumn EFFING fury?!?!?!?!
person: YA DUDEEEE
friend: nice bro shes fucking hot
friend: autumn EFFING fury?!?!?!?!
person: YA DUDEEEE
friend: nice bro shes fucking hot
by random myspace July 20, 2006
pubic hair hidden under unddies
by Ollie March 12, 2004