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Jimmy Banter

When somebody says something nasty, but calls it banter!
Person a: You have nothing! Why are you even here?
Person b: Well... uh...
Person a: Don't worry mate, it's just banter!
Person b: More like Jimmy Banter!
by OnlySwimmingFreestyle December 1, 2014
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Charlie Banter

When in a light-hearted conversation, banter is necessary. Charlie banter is the process of a very unwitty, serious comeback to the other party's statement.
'Haha yeah, but you're a Tarquin'.

'Well, you're just ruddy ridiculous, and scum. RAH. RAH. RAH'.

'CHARLIE BANTER!'
by Lhasa91 December 5, 2012
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Master of Banter

A person who has a natural born gift to completely wreck another person or people by consistently throwing 'banter' their way.
Amelia: James you're really NOT a Master of Banter

James: Yes Amelia you are right! As always I might add! You are the Master of Banter.

Amelia: AWWW cheers Jay!
by we northeners knowbetter October 15, 2010
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banter with Miezi

when a woman is turned on so bad by her partner her breath burns off his sideburns kissing his cheek
what happened to the left half of your facial hair?
I don't know, i had a banter with Miezi, next thing i know, i smell smoke on my face.
by Krkič April 3, 2020
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Counter-Banter

(Verb)
If one ‘Counter-Banters’, it is the action of deciding not to take part in some casual banter that a mate is having with you; it is to kill an exchange of banter stone-dead.
“Ah that’s a shame, I was only being sarcastic and trying to have a laugh, instead you decided to take the matter seriously and shut me down. That was a real case of counter-bantering.”
by Monstermunch2003 June 16, 2020
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banter recieved

When someone throws some quality banter your way and you want to show your appreciation and respect by not providing a come back.
"Well I didn't see you getting with Neil's sister last night..."

"Banter recieved mate. Banter recieved."
by Prestige-worldwide September 3, 2016
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The Banter Express

When your banter is on top form to the extent that all your mates get involved.
"Toot toot, all aboard The Banter Express, lads!"
by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016
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