Fetard

Short for "fucking retard".

I used to work like a fetard. Now i'll just work normal hours.

by Tearofdeception August 24, 2008

Armanen Futharkh

A totally BADASS set of Germanic runes, 18 in total, which are supposedly the original runes discovered/invented thousands of years ago by Odin himself! They were rediscovered by Austrian mystic and literary man Guido von List in the early 1900s. The Armanen Futharkh Has several layers of secret meanings, only used by HARDCORE Asatru, heathens, and occult magicians. Often wrongly confused for Heinrich Himmler's "Nazi runes" although they were published before Hitler and Himmler were old enough to buy a beer. They are NOT the same runes used by the dwarves in Tolkien books (those are based on the 33 Anglo-Saxon runes) although this is a common rumor.

"I just got a set of these Armanen Futharkh rune stones online, I OWNZ all you hippie new-agers."

"I'm not a racist, fuck you, these are Armanen Futharkh! Know what that means? Yeah, that's what I thought."

"wait you thought I was just a crazy LOTR nerd? Buddy, you need to get out more. I'm a practitioner of Armanen Futharkh, these runes are the real deal!"

by Zaftig Arsch March 4, 2015

fetta cheesed

To have a sweaty gouch(area between your asshole and and your nutsack). Then when it dries up you get this flakey skin thats salty and yellow. Then you rub your gouch with your hand over someone's face when there sleeping. So that it flakes in their mouth. You can also do this when your eating dinner and your friend leaves the room. You crawl up on that table. Drop your pants and fetta cheese all up on their food.

Ex.1
Friend 1: You wanna go to that italian place tonight?
Friend 2: Nah, I'm pretty full from being fetta cheesed.
Ex.2
Friend 1:(wakes up to being fetta cheesed)What the fuck are you doing?
Friend 2: Your being fetta cheesed bitch.(fart!!)

by Dan ,and Derek wilson December 14, 2006

Fetal Piss

The sexual act of having sex with a woman during the process of having an abortion induced by an RU486 pill. Right before the man ejaculates he smears the blood and baby bits on the face of the woman and proceeds the wash off the blood and fetus residue by urinating on the woman.

(1) I thought there were no new sex acts, but then when my girlfriend was aborting my child I found a way to combine incest, necrophilia, pedophilia, child abuse, paraphilia, felacio, and normal sex in to a new sex act called the fetal piss.

(2) The fetal piss is the new standard for degrading women.

(3) She's slut, she would probably do a fetal piss if she got knocked up.

by El Pup February 25, 2010

Fthat

An ballin way to say Fuck That
Or Fat if you speak Sylvester
(pronounced as one syllable)

"Hey dude you wanna go to the Fall Out Boy Show?"
"FTHAT YOU FAGGOT"
*Enter Sylvester the Cat*
"Hey Fthat ass."
"Whos ass?"
"No, FTHAT ass."

by Sylvester the Puddy Tat May 28, 2008

Fewhales

A really fat female. I'm talking 350 lbs +

Your Mom

Pronounced: Fee-whale

Fewhales

by Drxned November 4, 2009

fetaphile

One who loves feta cheese and any foods which include it. Most Greek people can be considered fetaphiles.

George is a real fetaphile... he eats everything with a big chunk of feta cheese on the side.

by ritmaz August 9, 2008