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Federal Funds Rate

The interest rate at which banks lend to each other overnight when the bank manager accidentally spent too much of the deposits on yachts and mansions. The Fed attempts to influence this in order to set interest rates for monetary policy, but unfortunately nobody gives a shit about what Jerome Powell thinks.
Bob illegally spent $500 million of customer deposits on luxury yachts a private island in the Bahamas. He had to borrow extra money at a Federal Funds rate of 5%, to meet the liquidity requirements.
by grilledpotatoes January 17, 2025
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Federal

That’s C***** J. Federal C*****
“Bryan, I know Sarah is gone now but you have someone else” “Yo C***** you movin mad Federal.”
by C***** Federal November 26, 2021
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Federal

Being in an overly vulnerable or exposed position. In a position that emits an unnecessary amount of information.
"Isn't your full name Lucy Jean Johnson the 3rd?"

"Bro why are you saying that out loud, federal AF.

"Stop looking at my text messages, that's so federal."
by Incognitomode.007 November 27, 2023
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Federal

Partying hard like it's your last night without any remorse.
James said tonight, we're going Federal bruh!
by FLLS July 28, 2023
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Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places
Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.
by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023
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Federal collage

It is an institution found in the northern part of Rivers State (omoku) precisely.
The name as implies is an institution but what actually happens there is sleeping around
The girls there hits raw.
I have been federal collaged by this omoku girls
by Obakata April 16, 2021
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Federal

When one is fed up and had enough and takes actions into their own hands.
“Damn we’re getting shit on but I’m about to go federal”
by Phillip J slime March 20, 2022
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