When you carve out time for a person and use your dating status towards a greater purpose and cause - fake + dating, purely so you can have time with each other through being very popular and having a very full social life, i.e. things like doing errands, babysitting together, taking each other off of the market to fend off toxic masculinity and toxic feminity at bars and the pub, especially in the circumstance where either one or both person's partner is dead, missing in action, too young to date or just otherwise wants you to spend time with them, maybe even in their stead. It's also a relationship that is openly known to the public, and to society. Ironic for superstitious people who talk about the fates aligning in a sense where they're so psychotic you don't even get to hang out with your friends.
by asliceofpagliaccis February 22, 2024
Get the Fatingmug. by AEvangelionFan January 31, 2025
Get the Distorted Fatemug. dankplank what more do u need to know?
by fuckoffwanker November 23, 2016
Get the tobias fatemug. That situation when a guy and a girl is interested in each other and its pretty obvious that they are dating, but they are too stubborn to admit that they are dating and instead just consider each other friends, meanwhile talking exclusively to each other as though they are in a relationship.
Steve: Clarissa and I are not dating. We're not in a relationship, stop saying we are.
Joe: Okay bro. Ya'll fating right now.
Steve: Fating?
Joe: Yeah, ya'll acting like ya'll just friends, but really ya'll dating man. Quit playing bro. But since ya'll aint trying to act like you are dating, ya'll fating.
Steve: Doesn't even make sense.
Joe: F for friends. ating for dating. Telling people you aren't dating, but acting like ya'll are.
Joe: Okay bro. Ya'll fating right now.
Steve: Fating?
Joe: Yeah, ya'll acting like ya'll just friends, but really ya'll dating man. Quit playing bro. But since ya'll aint trying to act like you are dating, ya'll fating.
Steve: Doesn't even make sense.
Joe: F for friends. ating for dating. Telling people you aren't dating, but acting like ya'll are.
by PromiseLock April 7, 2019
Get the Fatingmug. Hym "It's a matter of stolen fate. Those people are blatantly exploiting someone who ACTUALLY DID WHAT PEOPLE IN HIS SITUATION ARE SUPPOSED (According to conservatives). And they stole the fruits of his labor. Now, usually when mediocre people fail in every endeavor in which they engage, the Daily Wire swoops in and offers them millions of dollars. But that wasn't happening for them. So, they needed to exploit someone else. Their fate was altered by being peripherally associated with someone who managed to achieve in life. What they did is no different than ME walking up to Aaron Rodgers and asking for an autograph but, SURPRISE, you signed your autograph on a contract that entitles me to all of your earnings! Clearly I would deserve to keep all of the money! Right!? No. That would be preposterous."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
Get the Stolen fatemug. by Tealybop May 30, 2022
Get the Fate fartmug. by not_fares September 28, 2020
Get the fatesmug.