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Friendzone

A place where women exploit beta males they consider to be weak, subservient lapdogs at best, or a slave at worst. It used to mean going to the mall to go shopping with a girl for a purse and an outfit she can wear on her date that night, but since nobody goes out anymore it's basically emotional support in the form of a text buddy/pen pal, or financial support via CashApp/Venmo.

It is common for women to deny the friend zone exists because they benefit 100% from the equation and stand to lose something if the guy walks away. Ironically, women shame men for claiming men are not "owed sex" (implying there was a nefarious plot all along and discounting the fact men can slowly grow to fall in love with a woman and are walking away for that reason, not ownership of her body), but also shame them for walking away, missing the irony that they are not "owed friendship". Men can only be virtuous while they stay firmly entrenched in their utility place.

It's worth noting that while women deny it's existence and play dumb, know exactly how to hit a guy below the belt and make their words sting as much as possible.
"Hey Alfred, I'm going on a date with Jose Consuelo in 5 hours! Wanna come to the mall me with an help me try on some outfits!? YES!! Omg you are my bestie, I wish I could find a guy like you who wasn't my heterosexual but gay best friend!"

"Man, she invited me to go shopping with her again! Do you think this is a date?"

"Bro, stfu, you're in the friendzone!"
by NotYourGayBestie November 3, 2022
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friendzone

1. verb
To friendzone, to be friendzoned.
The act of saying you only want to be friends to someone who wants to take it further than friends: for example dating or marrying.

"Help, my friend Julia just friendzoned me"
"Personal problem"
2. noun
A "friend zone". The words friend and zone stuck together. A friend circle, family of friends.
Similar: fam, family, circle, zone
"Help, my friend Julia just friendzoned me"
"Personal problem"
by boopboopbap November 26, 2022
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Friendzone

My dumbass friend's idea of a friendship
Johnny got out in the friendzone again, looks like he got another friend
by y e s n t May 13, 2022
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Friendzone

What u r. Im sry :(
Me: She told me she wanted to be friends
You: Yeah you have been friendzoned
by Dingy Ging Indian March 27, 2022
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Friendzone

An insult used by females, telling their simps to be gay or a virgin forever.
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Fuck off, and get friendzoned, you fucking gay virgin.
Guy: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! March 30, 2022
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reverse friendzone

when your love interest friendzones you and in an effort to spark him/her interest, you pretend to friendzone him/her too by acting less interested or by talking about other girls/gals while actually still being in love with that person because you're unable to move on
Bob: "i've heard women are turned on by men who show no interested in them"
Chris: "yeah, I've heard about that too and tried to reverse friendzone my love interest Alice after she friendzoned me by pretending i wasn't interested but it didn't work"
by selfcuck January 12, 2021
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Friendzone

It means that you are fucked and not fucked at once.
Guy1: Hey man, my girl told me she just wants to be friends with me
Guy2: F man! You just got friendzoned...
by nowalex May 13, 2021
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