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European Shower

Splashing some water under your arms then drying with a towel (soap optional). Not to be confused with an actual shower.
"Hey, Poindexter, we're gonna be late for the panty-raid."

"I'd better take a European Shower...I smell like an Albanian."

Origin: bef. 950; ME shour (n.), OE scūr; c. G Schauer, ON skūr, Goth skūra
by Rufus LeMantra October 12, 2008
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european reach around

I'm gonna give you a European reach around! a what?! a hug!
by andy41 January 2, 2011
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European swim

What middle aged European men and women do at the beach. Instead of actual swimming they simply hitch up their skirts/pants and stand around in knee deep water.
Hey Todd, come in for a swim. I can't dude, I'm wearing my fave board shorts. That's ok dude, have a European swim! Bonus!
by reesly February 18, 2011
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European Union

A large governmental body whose only purpose is to undermine its member countries and their identities by means of extreme amounts of refugees who hate gay people and women. It also serves to silence anyone who disagrees with its existence.
The European Union says that no-one should be able to fly a European country's flag.
by AtlanticComputer September 4, 2020
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Europeans

The best people on the Earth, invented most of the shit we use today. Europeans have unique history. We have beautiful cities and countrysides and we found america. Most of the americans are european origin. We also conrolled most of the Africa and rest of the world in 1700-century
wow look at that european! He must be a vise man
by Hezeone March 22, 2003
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European Sandlemaker

When a man poops on a womens back, then proceeds to walk on that females back as if giving a massage.
That dude gave her an intense European Sandlemaker.
by Premium Boy July 3, 2010
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european style

When your with a chick fooling around and you cant get it up, you continue the act of love making with a flacid penis.
This can be tough but if need be just use you hand to slap you flacid penis around the vagina area.
When the girl is pissed off that you could not get it up you must use the excuse that this is how they have sex in europe
Girl: What the hell are you doing
Boy: what doesnt that feel good?
Girl: Your not even hard at all
Boy: Of course im not, im doing it european style, i thought it would be kinky to try something different, but clearly im sexually on a different wavelength to you,
Girl: Who told you that was european style sex you have never been to europe
Boy: your fat get out of my bed
by european styler February 5, 2009
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