software engineer

Software Engineer is a professional that uses Software Engineering and all of its engineering principals during all phases of software development. Too bad this was only achieved once in all of recorded history.

That hacker called himself a software enginer.
That coder thinks she is a software engineer.
Those programmer wishes they were software engineers.
I am the only software engineer I know that is why we don't have a union.

by joepa February 17, 2004

Network Engineer

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

by Nick Mitchell April 13, 2003

masturbatorial engineer

Engineer with an emphasis in masterbation. Is usually well informed on lubrication viscosities and form. Will also spit out complicated algorithims while in the act of ejaculation.

I consulted a masturbatorial engineer to help reduce the stroke required for proper ejaculation.

I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.

by Lucky Johnston February 25, 2009

butthole engineer

A butthole engineer is a term used to describe a gay man

abusive unflattering term for a gay eg. "he's a butthole engineer"

by dude an the missus August 21, 2006

Domestic Engineer

An individual who encompasses all of the titles and fulfills all of the duties of the home. I.e. child rearing, house cleaning, chef/culinary, finances/bills, etc.

Domestic engineers of the 21st century are becoming more recognized for their abilities.

by DNA25 September 26, 2018

arse engineer

One of the male species that likes to the tickle to
the bum hole of another male with is {Purple Helmet Warrior

A derogatory term for males that suggets they take it up the john harris

Boyzone are a set of Arse Engineers

by Tom! July 6, 2006

Aeronautical Engineer

An engineer who designs Aircrafts.

"I want to be a aeronautical engineer when I grow up!"

by isn'titamazingthatallthefuckin January 12, 2009