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emphorviate

emphorviate: a word substituted for a word that the writer is unable at the time to think of or appropriate for a definitive meaning. Common suffixes apply. Pronounced as "m4v8".

The word EMPHORVIATE was invented by me several years ago and used many times without question except for one time when used in an essay at school. When I questioned my teacher why it could not be accepted she stated that the word was not in common dictionaries and fixed in such dictionaries by their authorities. When we discussed the fact that society gives this authority and I am a member of society my teacher accepted the word by upgrading the mark she had previously had given on my essay.

Example of usage: I am sure that this above definition will be emphorviating to some readers.
I am sure that the above definition will be emphorviating to some readers.

The waves knocked our boat so much that we were all emphorviated.
by Retired Bob January 9, 2011
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Empty net goal

The act of having sex with a girl for the sole reason of adding to your career total or to break a slump in your current sexual activity.
Paul: Did you pull any ladies last night from the club?

Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.

Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.
by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013
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empty ass

It is when you have farted or shat yourself like a million times and could have blood shatting everywhere
I have shat myself too much that I have a very empty ass.
by empty ass February 17, 2018
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Empty Sack Syndrome

Rob's sack was completely empty, evidenced in his endless Snooker losses. He suffers from empty sack syndrome.
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Extended Emphasis Disorder

The over pronunciation of the emphasized syllable in a word. This case is mostly developed in college students, further research is needed to determine the cause of extended speech.
A soccer game, when the announcer yells:
"GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLL"

Or when Clint has to say it.

"I go to Sultan High Schoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllll

Both of these people have EED (Extended Emphasis Disorder)
by Fishman1319 May 19, 2009
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This bich empty

When you get to this bich and it’s empty
This bich empty
by hhaleighmmarie April 4, 2019
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This Bitch Empty

A phrase often used before throwing an object at high velocity. Followed by shouting "Yeet" almost 100% of the time.
by DespacitoSpider December 29, 2020
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