Emotry

An Emo act. Mostly used before/after a long rant about heartbreaks and other Emo-related topics.

"Insert rant about heartbreaks and whatnot.

...That was my Emotry for the day, tune back tomorrow."

by HaloInk September 20, 2005

emotionometer

an thermometer used to read one's emotional temperature

"My emotionometer is broken - I can't tell how he feels!"

by Anonometer October 18, 2006

emoticonoclast

A person who refuses to use emoticons in text communication, believing their use to constitute an admission of inarticulateness. Etymology: emoticon + iconoclast

Derivatives: emoticonoclasm, emoticonoclastic

Of course I'm an emoticonoclast; why the shite can't people just express themselves using WORDS?

by LukeT September 15, 2007

emotional bucket

A person who is used as a cathartic tool, where another person spills out all their emotions and problems for the Bucket to hear. The problems are usually about trivial matters. Usually.

She is an emotional bucket because she has to always to listen to her friends bitch about dumbshit.

by soophastar December 15, 2008

emotastic

A blurb of the words "emo" and "fantastic", having the following meanings:

-Being so emo as to cause physical pain to others. Ridiculously emo.

-Quintessentially emo. So emo as to bring the word "emo" to mind when observed.

-Sloppily emotional but still unnaturally cool.

Oh, quit being so emotastic already; you're making the plants wilt.

That band is so emotastic, they make me want to dye my hair and write bad suicide poetry.

It's amazing to me how she can pull off the ugly cry and still look awesome afterward. She's so emotastic.

by Pixie Toes January 26, 2010

emotional cristache

when a man skips shaving for a couple of days and and the excess facial hair growth makes it appear as though he's going through an emotional crisis. this may or may not be the case.

Jim: 'Man, Jake's looking pretty terrible, he hasn't shaved in days.'

Mel: 'Yeah his girlfriend broke up with him - he's going through an emotional cristache.'

by sweet-1-sass February 4, 2010

Emote Smith

One whom uses emoticons. i.e. :), :p, :d, :D, ._., :(, :, : in an attempt to show emotions online.

Bill is such a emote smith, every sentence he uses has some weird emote.

by Slimeballr July 9, 2010