by The Gulath Clan March 7, 2019
Get the Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome mug.Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.
An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario
Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*
Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*
by Pers September 5, 2016
Get the Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome mug.When you have a roaring hot diarrhea of fire the day after having consumed very spicy foods, such as a Vindaloo curry. This usually happens first thing in the morning, mere minutes after you wake up, and it stings even worse going out than it did coming in.
Man, last nights curry was friggin' delicious, but it resulted in a painful Vindaloo evacuation early this morning.
by Kingen March 12, 2010
Get the Vindaloo evacuation mug.Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.
Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!
by AEI January 11, 2008
Get the Premature eloculation mug.1. The removal of the penis and testicles. (removal of the testicles alone is called Castration)
2. Metaphorically, the removal of a male ego, pride, empowerment. Making a man subservient or in a 'feminine' role.
2. Metaphorically, the removal of a male ego, pride, empowerment. Making a man subservient or in a 'feminine' role.
In the middle ages, emasculation was a form of punishment and public humiliation along with being hanged, drawn and quartered.
by Shaowfax2020 October 13, 2016
Get the emasculation mug.Hey, Jimmy quit hogging the ejaculatorium, you've been in there for six hours!
With a few Playboy cutouts this closet will make the perfect ejaculatorium.
With a few Playboy cutouts this closet will make the perfect ejaculatorium.
by cock-ninja August 25, 2006
Get the Ejaculatorium mug.Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
by csepulv October 4, 2007
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