Abbott Elementary

The best show ever, you should definitely watch it

"Hey have you seen Abbott Elementary?"
"Yeah, Gregory and Janine need to make out NOW"

by YOU'RE SUS July 20, 2025

Sward elementary school

A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.

Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”

Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”

by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025

Sward elementary school

A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and

students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later.

Sward elementary school
Person 1 “Did you go to sward?”
Person 2 “Yeah that fucking music teacher is insane”

by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025

hOMOrENouS eLeMENTAry..

this is an elementary school in the fraser canyon near spuzzum british columbia. It was where i went a child a have horrible memories because my extremely cenile step uncle steven raped all the janitors because he had a janitor fetish and he also shoved up all the broom stick handles up his rectum to release the duing beatles from his anus, anyway my great alaskan uncle drove me to chiliwAck after that and i read crabbe on the way home so all was well

bbRO STOP FUCKING MENTIONING hOMOrENouS eLeMENTAry.. i HACE BED MEMEORIES
No bro i love it.

by Mongolian Enthusiast February 14, 2025

Greenway Elementary

The most whitest elementary school in Ocala, FL. Filled with white ppl trynna act black, and racist teachers. Some fights will appear here and there but almost everyone who goes there is soft asf

Sara- What school u go to?

Anji- Greenway Elementary...

Sara- Girrrlll, dat school lame asf, u need to switch asap

by ZeusMadeIt November 22, 2021

Merchantville Elementary

School in a cozy little town called Merchantville. Between Pennsauken and Camden. Best school I've been to in all my years of life. People think them niggas at Merchantville gangsta n shit, but really, it's kinda lowkey. All the teachers were cool, had lots of friends, got along with everyone in the class, hung out with a lot of people after school, stuff like that. Like it was the type of school that actually made me look forward to going n shit. I miss that place man.

person 1: What school u went to when you were younger?
person 4: Merchantville Elementary.
person 1: luckyyyy

by ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ November 23, 2021

Miller elementary school

an elementary school where kids deal drugs with strangers and the kids lick Taylor swifts' camel toe. the teachers simp for Dwayne the rock Johnson and as sluts, they sleep with him. The kids get into a gun fight every week with the local military and national police. Thats why half of the kids go missing every week. the school is in Dearborn, so we know that the tall miller elementary school got rebuilt three times, once for construction, another one because why not, and a third time because a plane crashed. A Saudi hijacker and his group of friends and virgins made a terrorist attack on the world capitol, Dearborn. the students are the best of the best, with iq better then albert Einstein. but I wonder why they make up in the bed with each other even if they are boy to boy, or girl to girl.

Miller elementary school is one of the best schools in the world for fights.

by 1235443wo54q0 July 25, 2024