Dutch Train

A Dutch Train has absolutely nothing to do with the Dutch. A Dutch Train is similar to a human centipede except for each person ( all male ) is connected by anal penetration. The minimum of participants is ten, but there is no maximum number of men that can join a Dutch Train. In other words, a Dutch Train is a sexy conga line.

"Hey, Mark, wanna join our Dutch Train?"
"Choo choo! All aboard the Dutch Train!"

by Shrimpy_dimpy69 November 17, 2019

Dutch Gap

When you pull apart someones asscheeks, and have a look in.

"I gave Jason a dutch gap while you were sleeping"

by Raw987 December 14, 2012

dutch fart

(noun) A fart so bad only dogs can smell it.

"Man Danny dutch farted so hard, good thing i'm not his chihuahua."

by The dutch bagel October 12, 2013

dutch shandy

Well known New Zealand term for a cocktail comprising of 50% wine (usually Pinot) and 50% beer usually lager.

"Hi Mr, can I have a Dutch Shandy? " "sure, the classic Pinot?" "Wonderful."

by Wooden leg April 10, 2016

dirty dutch

A style of Electronic Dance Music that revolves around those squeeky high pitched synths, really groovy drums and just make you want to smile and dance around with your friends. Most of the Dirty Dutch songs can also be categorized as Electro House.

Afrojack is currently the most popular Dirty Dutch producer, and is leading it's uprising popularity.

Hey what music you listen to?
Dirty Dutch
What? What's that?
It's hard to describe...lookup on youtube "Top 10 dirty dutch" and it'll give you an idea.
Alright I'll do that!

by Roger Roger 1999 March 14, 2011

Dutch Roulette

1. An option offered by some drug dealers and, in Dutch Coffeeshops, where a customer buys a bag or rolled cigarette of a random strain of marijuana and in some cases hard drugs like cocaine, amphetamines or heroin.

2. A game where several rolled cigarette with random doses are given to players, which are then smoked by themselves only for the thrill of an unexpected effect.

1. Customer: "What can you recommend?"
Shopkeeper: "Well if you're looking for a fun afternoon I'd say you should get a Dutch Roulette!"

2. Thomas: "Hey have you spoken with Lauren lately?"
Simon: "No, I heard she's whoring her ass after getting addicted to cocain at that Dutch Roulette last month"

by Mark Rutte February 12, 2013

Dutch Familiar

When a female holds a man's penis and that man shakes her arm/forearm in a masturbatory manner.

i didn't feel like touching my own dick so i had my girl grab it and i jostled her arm Dutch Familiar style for my own enjoyment.

by habitual sassbox January 1, 2010