redneck drum

When a man is fucking one of his "kin" doggy style in a car and right befor climax he bangs her head on the horn repetedly

DAMN there goes billy giveing his sister another redneck drum thats my boy!!!!!!

by #1 Smoka Juice Tay Tay April 1, 2003

Flats or drums

refers to the woman’s body flats meaning no/ little butt or boobs and drums meaning a lot/ big butts and boobs

guy 1: yeo matt what do you prefer flats or drums?
guy 2: mhm, i like to grasp those drums all night.

by hockey star j dawg June 15, 2018

Drum Cock

Playing tittys like drums with your cock.

I drum cocked last night.

by TallyTapper July 8, 2009

drum major

Person that conducts a Marching Band of sorts. This highly regarded individual is thought of as keeping the band together as they perform for an audience, when in reality, about 95% of the band is listening to the drumline who are in fact the true conductors of a band. If the band and the drumline are not together in the music everything thing will in short, go to hell. Hence, no one is really watching the drum major as they perform because as we all know, they lack the basic music fundamentals of tempo and time once they step up onto their pedestal.

Freshman Band Member: Hey, which Drum Major should I watch as we march?
Veteran Member: Fuck that shit. Just listen back to the drums.

by Larrence September 26, 2005

Drum the soup

Literally, to play percussive music on canned goods. Also, figuratively, a mundane, repetitive task, which can alternately be phrased using a formula of "Verb" the "noun."

I don't want to drum the soup today. I don't want to drum the soup my life away.

by TROUTEDmilk September 16, 2021

dame drum

the strength of sophisticated women everywhere

He looked over at his wife and suddenly realized she is different; she is breathtaking with the aura of the dame drum.

by The Dame April 15, 2015

Desk Drums

When one play bangs on their desk when at school or work with pencils in order to imitate playing the drums.

Jim: Hey Steve.
Steve: Yeah?
Jim: Stop playing desk drums, you suck and it is annoying.

Tom: Hey, did you hear David playing desk drums in english today? He was tearing it up!

by Cha0 June 19, 2012