Brain Drain

A turn of phrase meant to insult either yourself or others for their foolishness or stupidity to the point of it seeming as if there brain is leaking out of their own skull, hence brain drain

A friend that is ordinarily quite adept at chess, horribly blunders an obvious play, the only possible explanation being a severe brain drain at the time.

Hungario: The pawn was adjacent to your queen, there want even any threat of taking it, what happened?
Klempt: My bad, serious case of Brain Drain over here i guess.

by BiasHyperion October 27, 2023

Drain Stomping

When you take a shit in the shower, and stomp it into the drain to make it go away.

Man1: I really needed to take a shit in the shower yesterday
Man2: Dude, you should have tried drain stomping!

by ChickenInfamous July 23, 2019

drain man

Any of a class of men that perform unskilled attempts at autofellatio, autoerotic asphyxiation, coprophagy, or any similar act of sexual deviance that requires medical assistance after the fact.

Autofellatio: draining oneself and health care resources

Stranglebate: The drain man stranglebated himself so hard he required medical assistance!

I feel sorry for the drain man, he threw out his back again trying to do a body donut.
Body donut

by Vilrace February 9, 2010

Pudding Drain

To ejaculate in a man and/or women's mouth and force them to swallow whatever succeeds to go in.

John pulled off a pudding drain on Sarah last night.

by One.Zesty.Lemon October 6, 2018

Jizzy Drain

The stains left on the drain in the shower from excessive shower masturbation

Kyle: Dude bro Thad, I cannot shower at your pad. Your shower is afflicted with Jizzy Drain.
Thad: Dude bro Kyle, I'm sorry but the hot liquid elixir that spews from my shower head makes me feel most excited.
Kyle: That is certainly not most excellent, dude bro.

by Kilo Blunton January 17, 2019

sane-drain

The emigration of mentally stable individuals from a geographical location, workplace, or institution. As a surplus of wackos becomes apparent, relatively sane folk are forced to get the hell outta Dodge.

The car dealership had suffered from sane drain ever since the boss’s son-in-law was put in charge of human resources.

Sane-drain plagued the presidential campaign offices until the only workers left were too highly medicated to complete all but the simplest of tasks.

As the cult completed construction of their dormitories, sane-drain of longterm locals increased exponentially.

by JJ Seldron September 1, 2019

Commit to the Drain

When you dedicate to draining your device's battery from 100% to 0% by any means.

Bruh you get on and off ya laptop too often. Commit to the Drain, my guy!

by Mr. Enderman November 17, 2019