Double Beacher

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.

Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!

by beacherman July 30, 2009

Double Betsy

A Double Betsy refers to the act of defecating and vomiting simultaneously.

After a long night of drinking and eating seafood, Russell sat on a toilet holding a garbage can so he could successfully double betsy.

by murdock3383 June 13, 2011

Double chee

A double cheeseburger from McDonald’s

I think I’ll have a double Chee mate

by Mearlyyeh July 28, 2018

Double SidedTape

When you are describing a bisexual person in a "slang" or offensive way

So you're a Double SidedTape

by LukePaul Sammut January 18, 2018

Double spoon

When a person spoons two people, it is a very kinky, but honestly affectionate course of action

it was cold and we had no choice, the three of us had to double spoon to keep up body heat!

by spoonilicious December 31, 2010

the double crest

The act of masturbating and brushing your teeth at the same time. This can be performed in any setting.

Note:This act is mostly performed in the shower and does not always require crest toothpaste. Some have even double crested while engaging in the act of sex.

Guy 1: What the hell do you look so happy for?

Guy 2: I just did the double crest and feel fantastic!

by Malice2.12 December 02, 2010

double stream

(noun) It is the state of the skin of the urethra being stuck together momentarily producing two piss streams instead of one.

"darn double stream made me pee all over the toilet stream again."

by Winstud October 28, 2007