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Don't you judge me

Used as an exclamation against those who seek to take the moral highground and pass judgement, when they have no such right to pass judgement
(random person living life of quiet desperation): "that is sick that you fucked your sister"
(God's lonely man): "Don't you judge me!"
by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
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That shit don't fly with me

used by angry teacher when you try and escape their class.
Teacher: Taylor, That shit don't fly with me!
Taylor close to tears on the ground
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don't cap on me

used as an expression when someone is making fun or being insulting.
HIM:nigga u ugly asf
HER: broo stop capping on me

HER: stop tryna fuck w her

HIM: don't cap on me.
by Steven eric allan February 3, 2019
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you don't know me but i killed your brother

If you say the phrase 'You don't know me but I killed you're brother,' your actually telling that person you kicked their cat and you're very sorry.
by YoUrMoThEr6969 December 8, 2007
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Don't Dick Wolf Me Now

A phrase you say or think to yourself when you are reading a book or watching a movie/tv show and it is about to end without resolving the main conflict.

Dick Wolf is the creator of the popular tv program Law & Order that often ends before you find out what happens to some of the characters. Just as you think it will be answered, a black screen flashes with small white words centered on the screen reading "Created by Dick Wolf"
"Don't Dick Wolf me now, dude... I have no idea if he actually murdered all of those people or if he imagined it all...."

or

Please don't Dick Wolf me, I hate unclear endings.
by RedBeard53 March 20, 2009
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An expression used to describe how someone is standing or, acting wile looking at you in a intense way , generally in a negative way .
I was walking with my girlfriend and I checked out another chick . I looked back at her and she looked pissed. I responded to her don't look at me with that tone of voice ! You we're looking at her to.
by dragonboy8586 December 13, 2019
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you don't even know me

The default response used by someone who is confronted with a truth about themselves that they would rather not face.

This phrase is commonly used by addicts, those with low self esteem and just about anyone else whose biggest fear is that someone else will notice their problem and offer to help.

Using this phrase successfully pushes away anyone wanting to help, and the user ironically ensures that indeed, nobody will ever know them.

In another ironic twist, if someone you know well says this phrase to you, then it means either:

1) they've been lying to you about who they really are (in which case it's their own fault that you don't know them), or

2) they have suddenly and fundamentally changed in the few seconds prior to telling you that you don't know them (in which case they also don't know themselves).

However, the case is usually that they're unobservant, self-absorbed, don't like that you were so easily able to identify their issues and resent the fact that they are unable to pay attention to anything long enough to 'know' it. They assume that everyone else is like this too, which is why they seem so shocked when uttering this phrase.
"I think you've been ignoring your family and you should spend more time with them."
"You don't even know me!"

"I think your drinking is negatively affecting your performance at work."
"You don't even know me!"

"I think you should take a shower because you stink."
"You don't even know me!"
by Jerk Nowitzki April 10, 2008
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