Detroit Lions fan

Someone who is hopelessly convinced of something that has no chance of happening.

Bill: Hey, Ned actually thinks he's gonna get laid this weekend!
Jim: Ha ha! Yeah right...must be a Detroit Lions fan.

by Jucifer Jones January 29, 2008

Detroit Carwash

When trying to impress your buddies you pick up a beastly looking broad. Right when she's about to blow you, you proceed to urinate all over her face.

I just gave your fat sister the ol' detroit carwash.

by Tha Dirty Mick October 16, 2006

detroit

The hood, the ghetto, and black america.

Mottos:

"Welcome To Detroit, Don't get shot"

"Don't go south of 8 Mile"

"Where the weak are eaten"

by nook February 11, 2008

Detroit Customs

Specialized work done to a car such as rust, falling off bumper, no paint left, at least 15 years old, stinks like crap, bald tires, backfiring engine, broken tail/head lights, missing hub caps, and broken/cracked windows covered up by plastic bags. These cars are usually found in Detroit.

That car is falling apart. Must of been takin' to Detroit Customs and got Detroiterized.

by Minimusmax May 14, 2009

Detroit Shuffle

Switching 3-4 lanes on a highway at once going 90+ mph without regard to any other driver. Detroit's wide freeways and outstandingly reckless drivers make this a common move in Michigan.

I just saw a 12-year-old kid in a Mustang pull a Detroit Shuffle on I-94, causing a hipster to crash his Toyota Prius into a "Built Ford Tough" billboard.

by carlzcarlson February 18, 2012

detroit

An urban renewal project in process

The flyest neighborhoods

North Linwood (Where I'm from)
South Linwood
Central Linwood
Pilgrim Villagw
Corktown
Pilgrim Village
Brightmoor
Southwest Detroit
Delray
Dexter-Elmhurst
Viginia Park
East English Village
Mexicantown
Briggs
Woodbridge
Greektown
Old Redford
North Rosedale Park
Franklin Park

Detroit, Michigan...the home of Midwest Records

by DzNutz May 22, 2004

Detroit Sidecar

Similar to Malaysian Plinko, however in this particularly nasty version of stoma sex, a male participant inserts his penis into a persons Colostomy opening.

Guy: "What on the menu?"

Pro: "Are you a cop? No, well then, Hand Job $20, BJ $50, straight sex $200, or my specialty, Detroit Sidecar $400."

by Hey Guy… February 28, 2013