semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE
girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese
by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022
Get the dick cheesemug. by bigfatdickcheese January 7, 2022
Get the Dick cheesemug. A combination of gross things fro the penis that forms a gross substance called dick cheese (usually comes from uncircumcised dicks)
by Mr.toiletshit June 12, 2022
Get the Dick cheesemug. by maddiesex January 23, 2023
Get the cheese dickmug. The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies
Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.
by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019
Get the National dick cheese daymug. by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024
Get the Nolan has dick cheesemug. 