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John Deere

A manufacturer of fine construction equipment, farm machinery and lawn care vehicles.
Please do not refer to my John Deere LT133 as a riding lawn mower...it is a TRACTOR, asshole!
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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like a deer in the headlines

The facial expression we have come to know - panic-stricken, wide-eyed and immobilized, not knowing which way to run, realizing that your crimes, sins and errors of judgement are suddenly America's number one topic.
The movie mogul had figured no one would ever talk, and if they did, who would believe them, yet here he stood, cameras on him from all sides, barraged by shouting reporters, like a deer in the headlines.
by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020
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deer poop

a term which refers to a woman with a small ass. Derived from the idea that the subject's rear end is only small enough to produce "deer-sized" poop, the term also suggests that this kind of woman defecates while walking.
Watch your step, she's a deer poop.
by likewhoa July 28, 2004
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Deer Piss

A shot similar to a Jager Bomb, but made with Jim Beam Red Stag and Red Bull instead on Jager and Red Bull. The shot is not dropped into the mug but mixed with the Red Bull instead.
by No good names left October 7, 2009
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john deere green

Hey Bubba, got any of that John Deere green?
by GreenQueen94 April 10, 2017
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Red Deer

1. The central city of Alberta, Canada.

2. Winner of the 2002 Cultural Capital of Canada Award.

3. Alternately referred to by its spoonerism, Dead Rear.
Adam: Let's move to Red Deer, precious. It was the Cultural Capital of Canada in 2002.

Eve: I heard there's sweet cash to be made in Dead Rear.

Adam: It's Red Deer, my darling.

Eve: That's what I said Adam.
by samurailovintubmachine December 19, 2010
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Montana Deer

Montana Deer are the fiercest of all the mythical and wild animals. They murder mankind in order to reproduce, and with their mythical powers, harness the inner energy of man and use it to turn the murdering Montana Deer into 3 Montana Deer in a process known as Budding. All 3 Deer then shit piles of Apple Jacks. Also, they are commonly known to fight the South African Bear Cub in aerial battles of epic proportion. Montana Deer are always capitalized in literature.
Fuck dude! Its a Montana Deer!

Run before it turns you into Apple Jacks!
by lilpimpinbunny October 26, 2008
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