detective number 3

a mysterious hand that is not afraid to give you a hand

look its detective number 3

by 11/10 that boi April 16, 2019

Detective Conan

Its Sherlock holmes but it its made in Japan. He got the APTX 4869 from a black organisation.

Detective Conan is huge in Japan

by Shinichi Kudo December 10, 2019

detectiveghost

The Typical Jojo fan a way to describe how hardcore a Jojo fan is

Don't be like DetectiveGhost

by DetectiveGhost February 12, 2022

Decheekitated

A word from the game 'Booty Creek Cheek Freak', means to have you booty cheeks sliced off.

"OH GOD ARIANA! YOU'VE BEEN DECHEEKITATED!"

by +Cherri+ May 21, 2022

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

Detectaball

The Art of Pro Fifa Player DetectableX On Kick and Tiktok only he could do this!

Darwizzy_Enthusiast- Detectaball in full effect 🔥🔥🔥🔥

by JayCharleston June 30, 2023

Toilet Detectives

Girls usually found in pairs frequenting bar/clubs toilets with an aim to find gossip. Will find unlikely victims, possibly in a state of intoxication to spill their inner most secrets/problems/issues to the Detectives and will then become part of a memorable night out. Occasionally Toilet Detectives will be armed with CSI style tape for comedy purposes and generally find other police-like memorabilia such as truncheons and hats.

Toilet detective 1: Wow, that's a pretty skirt.
Victim: Thanks (proceeds to look sad) my boyfriend gave it to me
Toilet detective 2: oh that was nice of him
Victim: not really, he's CHEATING on me!!! (breaks down into tears)
Toilet detectives: why don't you tell us about it.....gossip ensues.

by the purple panda March 9, 2008