Laddies, listen up because the desperate dick is someone you do don't want to fuck with. A desperate dick is someone who is just so obviously desperate that it's almost embarrassing. Generally, the desperate dick would possess a dick but it also could mean that they are just an ass.
Guy 1: Hey mami, wanna get dinner sometime and then fuck in the back seat of my car?
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!
by Morgie102 October 4, 2019
Get the Desperate Dickmug. by RomanticProfessional June 3, 2021
Get the Desperatemug. by Arealbaby December 5, 2021
Get the Desperate daymug. Desperation to win at something is not a battle for supremecy. There is no supremecy to win, it's a matter of what you lose in life.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2021
Get the Desperationmug. The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.
"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
by duckba December 10, 2015
Get the Desperalitymug. The type of people who go out of their way to not mind their own business and make antagonistic comments towards others they perceive as "weaker" based solely on superficial traits such as gender, weight, social status, social class, monetary wealth, etc. in the misguided or ignorant hopes that this will elevate their own perception of themselves to Somebody. Desperate Irrelevants have a tragic inability to deal with the crushing weight of their own finite existence, which leads to them clawing and scratching at everything and everyone all the way to their graves.
"Everytime I turn a corner in San Francisco there's always someone making a snarky comment about my weight."
"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."
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"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."
"Did you sell your car though?"
"Of course, it was an awesome car."
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"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."
"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."
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"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."
"Did you sell your car though?"
"Of course, it was an awesome car."
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"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."
by Tits Armageddon January 16, 2023
Get the Desperate Irrelevantsmug. When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.
Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?
by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022
Get the Desperate Janzmug.