miss derringer

likes to bend over infront of young innocent children, has a distinctive smell, usually has a rather large nipple on, hangs out of tops on a regular basis, see munter

omg, miss D has a huge nipple on, she nearly poked my eye out

by mystery man April 19, 2005

Derping Shrimp

A term used for the ultimate derp of all time.

So, I just found a cow in my sink yesterday.
You derping shrimp.

by LocalDerpingShrimp September 25, 2011

derwin

Stereotypical virgin. Tries to compensate with annoying habits, like (barely) playing the piano.

When asked was I a virgin,
"Like some kid named Derwin?"

- De La Soul, "Jenny"

Look at little Derwin go! <plays Chopsticks>

by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011

derpily

Doing things in a derpy fashion.

Did you see that guy eating the corndog, he was eating it so derpily.

by SterlingKerman March 5, 2016

Derpies

When your crabs have herpes.

Oh man that dude has a horrid case of derpies.

by LIONwho April 14, 2011

Deeping

1) When a person uses something or someone to calm and/or panic themselves while gaining a temporary boost of false confidence. These unique, honest and freedom loving people may not be aware of their actions when they are stuck in the state, but they are addicted to the feeling of false hope and usually found in the middle of a dramatic situation or 2, or 3. They think deeply and convince themselves that they can't cope and usually live a crazy, abnormal lifestyle due to the fact that they were hurt emotionally as a child and having to teach themselves everything, Deepers are forced to grow up admiring and loving themselves. They eventually block out their emotions and deep thoughts and when they are awakened again they would automatically doubt everything because they finally have to go through THE HONEST OF HONEST TRUTH Although deeping can be slipped in and out of like a penis or a vibrating fucker it simply will not give the pleasure deepeners need, in reality they need so much more.

Deeping Make-believer, Soul Escaper, Anxiety Creator, Over-Thinking, Physcotic, Worried, Clueless, Deeper, Deeping and Deep as fuck ah fuck yea! A state of Being, false beliefs & fals hope, bad jokes, long *okes, fat *okes.. Annalysing, over- working, heart is racing, in denial, will deny, denying, its hard but I try, to change my mind, feeling ashamed im upside down like a dead goat that doesn't even fucking float, self-manipulator, condemplator, for fuck saker, such a faker, babe im lucky not u

by OnFreeWaterOffTap July 31, 2016

Derping

To be coughing and scared at the same time.

All that derping for nothing... it all worked out in the end.

by Dalektic December 3, 2020