Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009

Deer Rich

A slang word used by people in the tri-cities of Cambridge, Kitchener, and Waterloo to describe the upscale Kitchener estates of Deer Ridge and its residents. The community is marked by large expensive houses, a golf course, and fast cars.

WOW dude! Look at that massive house! Is that a Maserati in the driveway?" Reply: "Yep, welcome to deer rich dude!

by salo_patelio June 30, 2010

Deer camp

Is when you go hunting and you don't you just drink beer

It's the second week of deer camp and all the guys are here we never go out we just play cards and never shoot snow deer the only time we leave the camp is when we go for beer

by Jeanniegirl January 30, 2022

deer hacking

deer hacking is the sport in which one gets the proper gear (fishing line, spotlight, axe, and a backpack which is optional) and goes in the field and chases a deer with a spotlight above their head and hacks them up with an axe.

hey have you been deer hacking connor? connor: no i haven’t been this year.

by irippeditplumup December 25, 2021

sloppy deer

When you are banging the ex of a friend, as you do, and said friend walks in on you two going at it, with the intention of making things right with their ex, and as soon as they make eye contact with you, you freeze, wide-eyed.

Friend 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with Sarah last night, and we were having a good time, but Jack suddenly walked in on us.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.

by imitt12 October 13, 2016

shootin the deer

when a guy jacks off
masturbation

mom: why were you in your room so long junior
junior: nothing ma
mom: yeah you were shootin the deer

by helloooooolol April 4, 2011

deer bukake

A group of make deeds use their hooves to jack off their furry dicks until they ejaculate hot animal cum on this one poor female bitch deers face but she enjoys it fully

Damn Allen, I just watched this sick deer bukake video the bitch really got it good.

by Deerlover69 June 17, 2016