A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.
You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there
Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable
:The result:
Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"
Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable
:The result:
Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"
by "Juggernaut" August 03, 2009
When a man masturbates inside of a John Deere tractor, ejaculating on the deer badge in the middle of the steering wheel.
by BilboTheDildo March 21, 2022
by The Balls Johnson June 04, 2016
A slang word used by people in the tri-cities of Cambridge, Kitchener, and Waterloo to describe the upscale Kitchener estates of Deer Ridge and its residents. The community is marked by large expensive houses, a golf course, and fast cars.
WOW dude! Look at that massive house! Is that a Maserati in the driveway?" Reply: "Yep, welcome to deer rich dude!
by salo_patelio June 28, 2010
by Dirty Leo November 28, 2021
When a man gets back from hunting a twelve point buck and cuts the antlers off and shuves it up his wifes asshole to impale her and then stick his dick in her mouth while she is laying on a bed and its only done to where it looks like a retarted deer with antlers
by getsomebiches January 24, 2022
It's the second week of deer camp and all the guys are here we never go out we just play cards and never shoot snow deer the only time we leave the camp is when we go for beer
by Jeanniegirl January 31, 2022