Death

Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.

The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Death

The end of life as you know it.

Death is sensitive. for the living. for the dead it´s everyday´s coffee

by Deathmylover September 05, 2019

Death

Something that I want.

Death in past tense is dead. Violet wants dead death.

by that one stoner chick December 11, 2017

Death

Complete transformation of future into past.

Seeing Harry holding a gun at him, Joe knew he was close to death now and that his time was up.

by cannapeas November 04, 2019

Death

It is a thing that describes something or someone you hate

That tree is death

by alksdj halgeora;d April 06, 2016

Death

One of life's only mysteries.

L: "death scares me"
G: " don't let it. It'll be one last adventure when you're old and frail."

by WCWlonglostgrandaughter June 28, 2021

Death

Something that I want and you want to happen. Trust me, when it happens its gonna be super helpful. When death happens, you don't need to give a fuck or shit about anything.

Me: Welcome death. Please end my suffering.
Death: Gladly
Me: Thank you death.

by Someone lame and bored. November 20, 2018