Davion

Davion’s sped mOtherfucker no one loves him not even Meredith does but he the homie nigga and he gots a smoll peen

Fuck u Davion

by Meredith date meeee October 20, 2019

king-daviding

masturbating

Darren loves king-daviding in the bathroom after talking to his girlfriend,Jenn, and can never find tissues to wipe up his sperm.

by Earnest Graham August 21, 2008

davidondrugs

thebest tiktoker

davidondrugs is my favorite tiktoker ever!!!”

by davidvore May 30, 2021

Davidoff Camellia

When a male is receiving fellatio and he cannot hold back the climax. He spreads his seed and it replicates the blossoming of a Camellia flower. The recipient is usually unaware of the happenings and is normally pleased that the seeds have been soiled into the beds of her skin.

Dave: Amy this is so nice

Amy: yum glug glug mmmm

Dave: Im gonna cum

Amy: ah it feels so nice and warm

Dave: wow it looks like a flower

Amy: you gave me a Davidoff Camellia aha my skin is refreshed

by flowerdave January 25, 2014

Davidoff False Cobra

When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.

Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party

Boys: cunt you snake

Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10

Boys: but you're a cunt

*dave still is not there at 11pm*

Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt

Dave: i was ill

Boys: cunt

Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much

Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker

by iamasnake January 25, 2014

davidinh01

Follow him
He's single ladies;))
#likegeilistmeinlivestyle möööp

davidinh01 cutiiii instagram #followforfollow ~wonderful person~ ;) x

by davidinh01 January 21, 2018

davidofsky

Also known as Davidofthesky
he is the #1 fortnite player in the entire world
you can follow him on @davidofthesky on instagram!

We are all of the sky
means: we are all slaves of davidofsky

by davidofsky April 23, 2018