data mining

A kind of research which studies existing research, with the motive of repurposing it to promote a certain interpretation.

A common means of developing spin for a story.

Using data mining, I was able to make the last several wars look like clear US victories.

by Evil Robot March 22, 2005

data pollution

anything that's wasting precious, precious bandwidth

10 meg attachment? that's data pollution. use a data rod.

by Sean of the dictionary June 8, 2010

Data Trafficking

A new term to define gossiping, used by superiors in the professional world to provide a sense of engaging in criminal activity.

Data trafficking in the workplace will not be tolerated, and will result in instant termination.

by The Stafford Executive August 18, 2010

database clusters

The pathetic excuse tumblr used to justify the excruciatingly long period of time the site was down on 6-7/12/2010.

Commonly recognised in the phrase: "We're working quickly to recover from an issue in one of our database clusters. We're incredibly sorry for the inconvenience."

1: "How's you day been?"
2: "Refreshing"
1: "Why refreshing? Did you go for a swim? Have a shower? Sit under a waterfall?"
2: "No, I sat inside refreshing TUMBLR ALL DAY BECAUSE OF THE FCUKING DATABASE CLUSTERS"

by -katt December 6, 2010

Data-terrorism

The unjust storage or use of private information for economic, political or personal gains.

Typical offenders are countries and governments, such as, and not limited to The United States, Canada, Germany and Australia. Large corporations like Facebook has also been found to be guilty of data-terrorism.

Roger: "Hey! Didn't you hear? Canada just stooped down to the level of the US government with their privacy invading bill disguised as an anti-terror act. Just the freaking patriot act all over again."

Spencer: "It's kay, I have nothing to hide anyways."

Roger: "You shithead. I bet you wouldn't mind me taking all your passwords and getting a copy of all your text messages then."

Susan: "Guys, guys. It's all okay. They've just incriminated themselves by committing data-terrorism. They won't stand a chance in the Supreme court."

by NightHawkGaurdian May 12, 2015

datavian

Datavians usually are very friendly a crowd pleaser and tend to bounce around from realtionships looking for something real while also just haveing fun

That Datavian is soo funny

by Frank ocean December 25, 2016

Data dump

The act of inserting sperm which contains terabytes of data into a fellow human.

Dude after my date i made a huge data dump.

by Hamezc October 6, 2017