jelly doughnut

The act of blowing your load onto a womans face then breaking her nose.

I gave my girlfriend a jelly doughnut after she sucked me off.

by ryok June 30, 2003

Powdered Doughnut

The act of snorting Coke on the ring of someones asshole

Dan gave ryan a powdered doughnut last night and Jennifer threw up all over him

by RealSpittah March 12, 2011

brown doughnut

ASSHOLE, generally in reference to a person or his/her behavior.

If life is a bakery, you're the fucking biggest brown doughnut in the shop...

by Aaron McGrowine September 22, 2006

dunkin doughnut

When a person(s) gives another a rim job and excretes there bowels in the other person(s) mouth. The mouthful of feces is then regurgitated into the rectum of the partner.

This comment about dunkin doughnut has been removed by the perp's father. If said perp continues to use technology in this manner it will be removed from his young life.

by rubberduckninjas (Jason Duncan October 24, 2010

Doughnut Douche

The guy in your office that eats all the doughnuts and leaves none for anybody else.

Nathan is a doughnut douche!

by Bt0723 December 30, 2008

moldy doughnut

A fat male or female who has never had sex

I ain't picking up that moldy doughnut. No matter how many beers I've had.
The doughnut nobody wants no matter how hungry they are.

by michael fee August 7, 2006

doughnut pillow

a small, doughnut shaped pillow used to provide comfort to those who have suffered serious trauma in or around thier butts,, such as a colonoscopy, surgery, or anal sex. the hole in the center of the doughnut pillow allows one to sit without applyinng pressure to their sensitive rear ends.

Prison was rough, get me a doughnut pillow.

by doughnutshit February 23, 2011