diaper job

Jobs where you need to wear a diaper like cashier, bus driver or waiter. Otherwise you pee yourself because you can't leave or boss gets mad.

Kim: Why don't you go get a job as a cashier?
Liz: No way, that's a diaper job.

by emPEE-52 August 30, 2011

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Diaper Fart

When you wear a diaper, fart, then your head abruptly explodes

Man 1: Dude, did you hear what happened?
Man 2: No what?
Man 1: Steve died!
Man 2: No way!!! What happened?
Man 1: He had a Diaper Fart.
Man 2: I knew that freak was into diapers.

by DiaperDickyShit March 31, 2012

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A male or female who is interested in someone much older than them; some one dating an elderly person; someone dating some one way too old for them hoping for some benefit in the finacial department once the diaper wearer croaks.

That Anna Nicole Smith was a diaper chaser

by 1936ed December 30, 2010

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diaper biscuits

exactly what it is. biscuits of poo commonly found in diapers.

can also be used as a curse.

Hey Mike, will you check to see if the baby has any diaper biscuits?

Oh, diaper, biscuits!

by Aurolas April 8, 2007

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diaper patch

A patch of hair that covers the entire taint region. It often thins out but still extends past the top of the asscrack and can even trace it's way up to the navel.

Bitch, you need to wax that diaper patch somethin' fierce.

by sweetygrrrl January 12, 2005

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