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blood diaper

I don't know how you ladies walk around wearing a blood diaper all day
by higgitty July 22, 2007
mugGet the blood diapermug.

phone diaper

When the teacher was out we made phone diapers cuz we were high and didn’t feel like having a threesome
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 12, 2019
mugGet the phone diapermug.

diaper dive

...what Reg does in the middle of the summer in his trunks..
Reg, diaper, dive, pants, summer, diaper dive
by pool girls December 14, 2010
mugGet the diaper divemug.

diaper profitability

When your SaaS startup's MRR is high enough to support buying diapers for your twins. MRR stands for "monthly recurring revenue" and SaaS stands for "Subscription as a Service", which is a kind of software that you pay monthly fees for. Like Netflix.com, www.Spotify.com or www.SparrowStartup.com.
First-time founder: Ya we're at diaper profitability. Looking at a 10x multiple.
VC:

VC:

First-time founder: ...ramen profitability? Haha...
VC: get out
by SparrowStartup.com - 10x MRR January 24, 2022
mugGet the diaper profitabilitymug.

Diaper Kid

Diaper Kid enjoys wearing diapers. It gives him the freedom of pooping and peeing whenever the mood implies it. We love diaper kid.
Example 1:

Enmanuel: “Ayo was brackin cuh”
Darien: “Was good whichu my nig”
*Enmanuel notices a flying object in the air*
Enmanuel: “Woah! What is that flying through the sky”
Darien: “Oh no. I’ve heard of him. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s DIAPER KID!
*Diaper Kid flies down to Enmanuel and Darien*
Enmanuel:” It’s a pleasure to meet you Diaper Kid.”
Diaper Kid: “Have you not considered it”
Darien: “What might you be talking about Diaper Kid?”
Diaper Kid: “I’m just shocked to know that you have yet to incorporate it”
Enmanuel: “Incorporated what?”
Diaper Kid: “THE MOOD!!!”
*Jayson appears*
Diaper Kid: “Cmon Jayson, let’s go fly back out to Columbia to tickle Grayson’s grandma’s left testicle”
Jayson: “Bet”
*Jayson and Diaper Kid fly away*
*Darien and Enmanuel in shock, instantly fall to the ground and start spazzing*
*You know, they say that too this day, Darien and Enmanuel are still on the ground spazzing*
by poopingchicken191 January 7, 2021
mugGet the Diaper Kidmug.

Diaper Meridian

Age precisely between infantile and senile incontinence (between snuggies and depends).
Bob refused to date anyone on his side of the diaper meridian.
by Mebegebo August 26, 2012
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Diaper Titties

When a female has large poorly shaped breasts that hang very low and doesn’t wear a bra or any type of support. Her breasts resemble the full saggy diaper of a child that is 2 hours overdue for a changing.
Hey Mercedes, look at that thot over there with them nasty diaper titties! Girl needs a bra, she out here looking like she breast feeds a heard of goats.
by Prince Ignorance August 31, 2018
mugGet the Diaper Tittiesmug.

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