Dave

A ginger loving faggot who spends all his time playing baseball and talking about Myrtle beach.

girl 1: there's this kid in my class he was so annoying.

girl2: his name was Dave right?

girl 1: yea!

girl 2: figures...

by Doctor Kekoo!!!!!!! May 31, 2011

Dave

Rhyming slang - Dave (Grohl)/bog roll - usually orated loudly in a camping environment. Colloquially a Birmingham phrase.

"Alright mate, got any of that Dave? I'm touchin' cloth 'ere - gotta get meself to the sh1tter.."

by FoxBrummingRoustabout October 16, 2008

Dave

Someone so unskilled, they can break a blender just by touching it!

'You're such a Dave!'
'Don't be a Dave!!'

by TMYSTREFF July 11, 2016

Dave

Substitute for the word cunt

Your a dave

by Nannycanddy March 10, 2018

Dave

Dave - known as a lazy person who sits at his desk and does nothing except to get fat. usually a person from new Zealand

Person: Hey dave your stomach has grown, Dave: yeah it has as I do nothing of a week day except sit at my desk and sleep all weekend.

by Jason7878 August 6, 2019

Dave

Someone who cant spell if it depends on their life. They like to brag about how tall they are even though they look homo af

Yo is that dave?
Is he tall and dumb looking?
Yes
Thats him

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

Dave

A short fat nigger who sits on pizza’s

Oh look at that little Dave over there sitting on a slice of pepperoni!

by Brandondawimp April 26, 2019