daved

To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do said access.

Shit i've been daved again.

by Eugene Rockafella October 8, 2007

Dave

A gay nigger faggot who is so sensitive that you could pop his ass cheeks like a balloon. He shits on walls and is also known as Gave for his homosexual tendencies and need to watch gay porn.

Let me get the lotion and I'll become a Dave

by NiggerFaggotFuckBoi69 February 10, 2019

Dave

A ginger loving faggot who spends all his time playing baseball and talking about Myrtle beach.

girl 1: there's this kid in my class he was so annoying.

girl2: his name was Dave right?

girl 1: yea!

girl 2: figures...

by Doctor Kekoo!!!!!!! May 31, 2011

Dave

Rhyming slang - Dave (Grohl)/bog roll - usually orated loudly in a camping environment. Colloquially a Birmingham phrase.

"Alright mate, got any of that Dave? I'm touchin' cloth 'ere - gotta get meself to the sh1tter.."

by FoxBrummingRoustabout October 16, 2008

Dave

Someone so unskilled, they can break a blender just by touching it!

'You're such a Dave!'
'Don't be a Dave!!'

by TMYSTREFF July 11, 2016

Dave

Substitute for the word cunt

Your a dave

by Nannycanddy March 10, 2018

Dave

When you have to re-interview for your own job and you lose your job.

Wow man I totally daved that interview!

by Arrowgance November 22, 2018