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Dante

He has an absolute giant fucking dick. He pulls so many females its crazy. He gets more bitches than he can handle.
That guy is such a Dante. I wish I was like him.
by shrhshajejejrhrh July 30, 2022
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Dante

Cool as shit šŸ˜Ž šŸ‘ but also a man with a massive schlongdinger. He is also the best player of all time.
Dante is so hot I want to give him African goggles.
by Dr.Dick5792-1 August 15, 2022
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dante

sexiest guy in teh world no one is like hm hes the most perfect human being
dude dante is so hot and perfect
by twdgbetter December 22, 2023
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Dante

A stupid ass nerd, zesty too
but he loves his girlfriend
Hey have you meet that dante? he watches anime and claims he's not a nerd
by 4rtniteburger November 4, 2022
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Dante

A Small but very cool man he is a great friend but sometimes he does act like a dick he is a man and an animal and a monkey he is very good at fortnite but also he is very energetic he likes to jump on people and put then on the ground he is 4"11 feet
1: do u know Dante
2: yes he is a very good friend
by Casey Meel May 24, 2022
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Dante

a fast eating beast, she likes to feast.
her birthgiver (Olg), the devil of all created an army of mixed children. They were born and raised under Spanish roof with no food existing in this household. You often find Dante at the Curtis headquarters where snacks will be found (cosmic brownies) she scares cats and has fidgeting issues. ā€œDante pass the hoagiesā€
Dante: movie character (bolloywood)
ā€œHey Dante, can I come over tonight for food?ā€
by bhdhdhdhdhdjdjdjddj November 9, 2021
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Dante

He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.
Wooooow look at Dante and his shlong!

Dante likes his wife’s DSL’S
by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021
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