Dallas Sorority

This commonly refers to an all female office in corporate America, located in the mid-west (I.E. Dallas). They distinguish themselves by giggling during conference calls and sending smiley faces in emails and IMs. Usually girls with names like Kristi, Melody, Destiny and Jennie. They tend to act busy when everybody know they have nothing to do.

Remote Office in Charlotte: Hey Kristi, did you get that loan into closing.

Dallas Sorority Girl: HEHEHEHEHEHE. :) Yes, but it was really hard. I had to order VOMs, VOEs, Payoffs. It took all day.

Remote Office in Charlotte: Well, Kristi. Thats your job. Its why we pay you.

Dallas Sorority Girl: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE :) :) that right sorry.

by The Greatest 44 July 9, 2009

Dallas Cowboys

An often controversial, yet perrenial favorite NFL team that has won five Super Bowls. Called "America's Team," even though this has added to the continued controversy surrounding the team's highly-visible owner (Jerry Jones), his players (sometimes problematic) and coaching staff (usually outspoken).

The Dallas Cowboys are crazilly inconsistant, but I'm still a fan!

by Scott Hume May 15, 2005

Dallas Cowboys

Also known as the Dallas Cowgirls, they have a proud and rich history but their fans are mostly made up of rednecks and illiterates, illiterate rednecks, arrogant punks, losers, and jerk offs. Most ignorant Cowgirl fans are very happy now that they acquired Terrell Owens, the same asshole who wrecked 2 franchises (Dallas, you're next) and straight shitted on the cowpuke star a few years ago.

NFL Fan: What's your team?

redneck: Are the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs?

NFL Fan: I think so...

Redneck: Go Cowboys!!!

by Canibal-7 May 17, 2006

Dallas Cowboys

A bunch of retards. their roster includes such football "greats" as Terrell Owens, who would stop nothing short of raping a dog on main St to get attention. How good are the Niners and the Eagles Doing this year? Dallas is next. Or Tony Romo, if indeed a straight man, the only one would deny a relationship with Jessica Simpson. Their current coach is Bill Parcels, the biggest Idiot in football, save Terrell Owens. The Cowboys fans are a bunch of ignorant Deuchbags, about 99 percent of whom start cheering for other teams when things go wrong in dallas

the Dallas cowboys are shit

by 12345543212345 December 12, 2006

Dallas Cowboys

An NFL team made of players who try but arent a team. Had a fanbase of bandwagons before they all ran to the colts and patriots. Now the colts fans are running over to the patriots because the colts are nothing without Manning.

Dallas Cowboys fan: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Patriots fan: Nah I dont like the Colts anymore, the Patriots rock!

by btylerm28 December 6, 2011

Dallas Cowboys

An NFL team that a goofy bunch of tards root for on Sunday. Generally, Dallas Cowboys' fans do not know jack about football and the majority of their fans are not even from Texas. Their fans and organization live off their "Glory Days" in the past. Since the Mid 90's, this team has not been able to succeed and win playoff games.

"A Dallas Cowboys fan is what you would call a real frontrunner."

by Big D Blows July 7, 2008

Dallas Greenin' It

When someone sings a song and has to imitate all the instruments and other vocals. A one man band, such as Dallas Green from City and Colour.
To hear the result, it is as if the song is from a multiple person band, but is actually only one person making all the sounds.

man 1: "Yo, I'm going to have to Dallas Green this part"
*man 1 sings/ imitates instruments alone*
man 2: "Yeah you are so Dallas Greenin' it"

by funnyguy224 February 15, 2010