V-crook

A man who builds a relationship with a woman just for sex. After getting sex, he escapes like a (vagina) thief in the night.

"We finally had sex, but when I woke up he was long gone and I haven't seen him in weeks. He's a V-crook!"

by Hewlin Runo April 19, 2006

crooked pirate

right before you're about to blow your load, you pull it out and shoot it in her eye. then kick her in the shin and watch her do the crooked pirate!

I just turned my girlfriend into a crooked pirate. She was hobbling around with a patch on her eye.

by vishay August 1, 2004

crooked

To have a sideways vaJ or lop sided

"Girl! get yo crooked ass ova here".

by rach britt and daniela March 21, 2007

Crookit

Revere ghetto slang for crooked.

My teeth be crookit.

by Dean Reno December 9, 2005

Crooky

A Teenage Boy who is Fat and likes Tractors, constantly getting kicked out of the local McDonalds for the ammount of Chicken Nuggets he orders.

"Hey look! Its Fat Crooky!"

by TheCrazyNegro January 17, 2021

Croober

Someone who is simultaneously a creep and a goober.

Steven:That Marcel he's such a goober!
Mandy: He's also a creep!
Steven: He's a Croober!

by Mathany May 21, 2011

crooked hat bandit

"Gangsters" who wear a hat tilted on an angle, who think they are hard but really aren't even close

Josh: "Look at the crooked hat bandits sitting outside a 7-11..."
Chuck: "Pansies"

by dr4g0n4l1f3 October 26, 2011