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Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.
Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*
by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018
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butterfly cramps

when you’re nervous about a special someone and you’re on your period
Shit bro I think I have butterfly cramps. He makes me feel nervous and plus I got my period yesterday and these cramps are just not helping.
by nikepoush879 December 2, 2021
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crayon cramp

A cramp you get in your wrist after coloring or writing a lot.
Wow my crayon cramp is killing me that was a lot of coloring.
by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 26, 2017
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Lover's Cramp

The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.
"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"

"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013
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Cramping

I enjoyed my camping trip besides the fact that I was cramping because I was also on my period!
by Gotnewsforyou January 11, 2024
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Cramp

no im taking about period cramps im talking about muscle cramps this cramps happen either by

if you wake up wrong

if you wake up wrong And if it cold
if you workout without stretching or even if your done
or just random
cramps are normal they happen they either don't hurt much or do a lot they mostly happen in the leg or foot tho yes it will hurt I wouldn't say go to. the doctor it rarely happen if you have to go the doctor but other then don't go this pain can last about a few seconds or maybe a few minutes
Jose: hey wanna play build a raft
Gio:sure

Austin: ok
*few hours later)
Jose: ok let explore that islan- SHIT FUCK FUCK

Austin and gio: WHAT you ok
Jose ; yeah just a cramp give me a minute
Austin and gio: k
a few seconds later
Jose: k back
by YAY_fucktheinternet December 15, 2021
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Cunt-Cramp

1: When one women impedes the social progress of another female.

2: The female equivalent of a "Cock-Block"
I totally would hook up with that hot acoustic guitar player, but my girlfriend keeps "Cunt-Cramping me
by phieleblunt November 19, 2010
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