Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.
by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013
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1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!
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Get the Cracking mug.When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.
by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019
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It means the fact of situate a car just parked very closed to other friend's, in the way he/she can't leave it through that side.
It is very funny when you go out for party with enough friends to carry more than one car.
It means the fact of situate a car just parked very closed to other friend's, in the way he/she can't leave it through that side.
It is very funny when you go out for party with enough friends to carry more than one car.
-Coche 1: Vamos, aparca justo al lado, que no pueda salir!!!
-Coche 2: Mierda, nos han hecho cracking in the porting. Cabrones!!
TRANSLATION:
-Car1: Come on! Park next to him. He won't be able to exit
-Car2: Shit, They did us cracking in the porting. Fuckers!!!
-Coche 2: Mierda, nos han hecho cracking in the porting. Cabrones!!
TRANSLATION:
-Car1: Come on! Park next to him. He won't be able to exit
-Car2: Shit, They did us cracking in the porting. Fuckers!!!
by Juan Angel July 30, 2007
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