The Cord

Short for Discord. Usually used by incels and lifeless virgins.

¨I saw you talking shit on the cord the other day¨
¨Fuck you bro¨

by Makarovfal May 21, 2020

Death Cord

A Death Cord (also known as a "Jesus Cord") is a type of cord that is home made that cand and will kill you. It is made when you combine something like a 3.5mm audio jack with a mains plug. (Please do not try this every, it can and will kill you!)

Mark: Yo dude! I made something! Come look!
John: Sure.
Mark: Behold!
John: What the fuck is wrong with you Mark?! Why the hell would you make a Death Cord?!
Mark: I was bored lol.

by xX420MCplayerXx July 6, 2023

Umbilical cord baby

After a child is born in extremely rare cases the trimmed umbilical cord can over time, grow into a fully formed baby, a umbilical cord baby

The smiths were very surprised 2 weeks after their baby was born when the hospital called asking them to pick up their umbilical cord baby

by Joenny October 29, 2022

Extension Cord

Not the plug, but the one who got plugged in by the plug

Hey I'm at my plugs house, still waiting tho so when he get it I'll get mine n be on the way...<cplehourslater> hey bro my plug needs a pound, he's got a rack on it and can pay the rest tomorrow when his check comes... (need I say more) HAHA yeah I can get it but I don't wanna meet that dude tho, he ain't a plug he an extension cord n I don't need no more ofem

by 509CrimeMind January 1, 2022

Pull the rip cord

To voluntary sign yourself up for protection in prison because your scared to mix in general population.

Hes anout to pull the rip cord, cause they just took his shoes and their coming back for his tv.

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022

white umbilical cord

The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...

Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.

by pentozali October 26, 2011

Cord-nevers

One who is not, and would not countenance being, attached by cord to any electronic device. Strictly wireless as a matter of principle.

Cord-nevers look down on cord-cutters, who look down on landliners, who look down on TV-setters, who look down on AOL-addressees like me.

by Mariah Lifer April 23, 2018