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Complete Cumage

To completely empty one’s balls on objects/people
After last night with Amanda, there was complete cumage
by Evokalis December 1, 2023
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Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.
Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete
by FanOfStan April 22, 2023
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The Complete Belgian Breakfast

You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!
"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."
by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024
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complete audiot

The end of transforming from an audio idiot, to someone proficient in audio manipulation.
"I can't believe that idiot didn't mess up that track! I guess he's becoming a complete audiot."
by RazrX May 8, 2020
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completely newscasted

Obscure British slang for extremely drunk; one step above "absolutely plastered"

from "Not the Nine O'Clock News", referencing Reginald Bosanquet
How's Liam?
Completely newscasted, mate
by SpannerLive April 18, 2023
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Complete Polycule

A type of polycule in which everyone is in a relationship with everyone else in the polycule.

Comes from graph theory (since a polycule can be represented as a graph) where a fully connected graph is called a complete graph.
Since they are in a complete polycule, the five of them don't need any complex schedule management like other polycules and can just spend time together like a monogamous couple would.
by Falcrel February 18, 2024
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