Night Cleanse

To jizz on the face of an unsuspecting victim, usually at night and asleep. Victim will wake up disorientated the next morning with a 'facial cleanse' mask to wash off. They may/may not discover their overnight treatment, so its best if they find out themselves when they look at the mirror.

*Caution* Results may vary. Can also be used with hair to make a Sasquatch, Beardy, or any hair style desired.

Tyler: Man, I just gave Julie a night cleanse last nite.
Shane: I could tell. She looked pissed as shit but her face was glowing like Megan Fox.

by FlamingToast August 8, 2009

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by ffffffdseefs October 30, 2003

Cleat monkey

The ultimate Cleatus, When Cleatus just isn't enough.

That guy is just such a freakin cleat monkey.

by Cleat monkey killer June 23, 2009

cow cleanser

n. one who cleans out the vaginal crevices of bovines via oral extraction

In case of a yeast infection, call the cow cleanser.

by Louis Pascal November 1, 2007

It cleans me nearly

When something is very funny and you have to laught very hard.
similar to Laughing out loud, but you dont use any abbreviation.
Originally it comes from swissgerman.

*bamf tells a joke*

girl: Hahaha, it cleans me nearly...

by gadä August 20, 2012

double-springs cleanse

A procedure for cleaning oneself so as to smell extremely good. While in the shower, clean yourself with Irish Springs bar soap, Original Scent. Rinse, and then apply Irish Springs body wash. Rinse. Perform your regular drying procedure...like, with a towel or something. You should end up smelling fresh. Trust me, it works. I'm a doctor.

"Oh, man, you smell great!"
"Thanks! I used the double-springs cleanse."

by Creggle Weggles August 21, 2011

Cleatto

When a mail or female is masterbating and taking a shit.

Oh man, I had the biggest cleatto ever last night. 8=D

by Harry .P. Ness November 6, 2010