Clark Sumner

The best person in the history of the world ever.
And he will be my husband and we will have babies. :)

"Woah, that guy over there is a real Clark Sumner!

by llamaloverDUCKFUK August 2, 2011

Clark & The Burkeman

"Clark & The Burkeman" is a fictional television show about two giant men, who only communicate by means of caveman-speak, and their various escapades around Milford, CT. While not yet released nationwide, the show has a huge underground fan base. Of the show's many taglines are, "Burkeman call Clark, see Clark take Burkeman woman, Burkeman cool with that" and "Clark and Burkeman have super babies."

"Hey Rob, did you wind up giving that girl a Nantucket Sleigh Ride last night?"
"No dude, I never even got off the couch. I couldn't stop watching re-runs of Clark & The Burkeman."
"Oh nicceeeeeeee."

by Meestah Fujisan January 1, 2009

elijah clark

An athletic beast whom which the ladies get overly thirsty for and depend on his massive load of spunk to make them happy

I want an Elijah Clark ever so badly right now

by Dr. Van Swarrnaggen February 23, 2015

Anne Clark

An amazing, smart, funny girl that brightens every room when she walks in. A girl named Anne Clark always has ur back and you can count on her. Anne Clark is also super smart and she also looks out for her freinds. An Anne Clark is a big talker and loves to laugh. They are cute, loving, and one of the most amazing girls you could ever meet!!!

Did you see Anne Clark the other day ago??

Yeah I’m really lucky to be her friend

by Snowballlove0174 December 22, 2018

Jem Clarking

To romance a girl with lots of attention and effort so that the girl will then leave her boyfriend so that you can have as much toe and bottom sex as you want

Bob ‘I’m going to do some Jem Clarking here’
Eggy ‘Go on my son’

by Fidel Castros son June 22, 2018

Ryder Clark

When a RELT morphs into a LIGMA, to create some sort of neck bearded organism.

That freakish animal must be a Ryder Clark

by Yeti named Larry October 9, 2018

kaitlyn clarks

She extremely beautiful but dont make her mad, she has a temper. She doesn't like to be touched often and she likes her space. She also has a lover that will never leave her.

Person 1: omg look at her
Person 2: Kaitlyn Clarks is often defined as beautiful

by Red baron boi December 4, 2019