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cigar club

That group of people who aren’t vibing with the music at a party so they sit in the back and talk (with or without cigars)
“No she didn’t leave the party she’s just in the cigar club out back
by clarkbar95 September 18, 2020
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cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole lit cigar involved
Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try Cigar Yoga!
by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024
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cigar yoga

Monica Lewinsky's idea of doing yoga exercises
Bill Clinton originally invented cigar yoga after a woman in need of some backshots needed a tug, with a cigar in his mouth, the sexual innuendos emerged, the smoking and stretching has begun..
by Hunta Davie March 7, 2024
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havana cigar

When you fuck a girl who hasn't shaved her bush so your dick looks like Fidel Castro smoking a cigar.
Dude, this girl totally gave me a Havana Cigar last night.
by DiaperBoy23 July 27, 2017
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Grumpy man cigar

A nasty old man who stinks up the place with cigars has used pain pills and crack his whole life. is a pervert usually covered in nasty black moles has greasy shaggy hair.

Has nothing else to do with his miserable life but visit his diner smoke nasty cigars and talk about people with his other pervert old men friends. NASTY PUKE 🤢
Hey Ryan did you see the maintenance man?????
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he??????
by Anteater555 December 14, 2022
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cigars

cigarettes but bigger and i have lung cancer now
i have lung cancer from cigars
by M I L K. M A N July 23, 2021
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Ass cigar

When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.
Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand
mugGet the Ass cigarmug.

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