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Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.
OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!
by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017
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hailo cheerio

hailo cheerio is anyone named hailey.

who just love harry styles - and have besties named val.
hailo cheerio makes me go UwU
by nodal el nopal September 15, 2021
mugGet the hailo cheeriomug.

Cheerio

by peer editing October 20, 2020
mugGet the Cheeriomug.

cheerio

The worse Cereal ever made has no flavor what so. Ever....
Kid (me) throws up because of cheerios True story
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leathery cheerio

A leathery cheerio is another word for the abused and aged anus of a woman. Or now a days also for a man.
Bro have you seen her leathery cheerio?!
by Sinning saint December 17, 2017
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The soggy cheerio

A sex position in which two partners undergo intercourse while a third party pours milk and Honey Nut Cheerios over the couple until mutual orgasm
Babe! I found a guy who is willing to be our third in the soggy Cheerio. You down?
by That bottom bitch October 19, 2019
mugGet the The soggy cheeriomug.

Used Cheerios

Boxed cereal that has already been opened and sold by third party distributors (like ebay). Often contaminated during transportation, usually by urine or other waste products.
Found used Cheerios on ebay for $1.99 instead of $8.99 new, but it tasted like Cheerios and piss....
by Billiam 69 January 7, 2024
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