by BOI I CANT EVEN DEAL NO MORE March 29, 2017
When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.
Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"
Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)
Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmind. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"
Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)
Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmind. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"
by tpwhite49 August 23, 2012
Where you Cheerios are placed in the anal crevice of a consenting sexual partner.
The other partner then licks the cereal items from their area, thusly performing a Cheerio Rimmer.
The other partner then licks the cereal items from their area, thusly performing a Cheerio Rimmer.
by MaxRiffage December 01, 2021
To ejaculate on your sex partners ass as to make the anus look like a cheerio with frosting coating it. Then you proceed to eat the "cheerio."
by diesel313 September 24, 2012
Boxed cereal that has already been opened and sold by third party distributors (like ebay). Often contaminated during transportation, usually by urine or other waste products.
Found used Cheerios on ebay for $1.99 instead of $8.99 new, but it tasted like Cheerios and piss....
by Billiam 69 January 08, 2024
by SmogzV2 April 01, 2022