sci-fi channel

a cable channel that, despite it's name, has nothing to do with science fiction.

the sci-fi channel consists of only stuff like psychics and LOST.

by Phil the Pill September 8, 2006

Changed my mind

A stealthy was to describe changing ones mindset with the use of Herbs or other psychotropic substances.

I was having a shit day at work, so I went out to the car and changed my mind.

Did you change your mind? I thought you smelled nice.

by Doctor Shockwave January 22, 2009

Disney Channel Original Boner

(n.) The specific sort of erection brought on by the viewing of a picture or video of a former Disney Channel star scantly clad or naked.

Christie Carlson Romano in Mirrors 2.

Guy 1: Is that Ren Stevens?

Guy 2: Holy shit! It is! I've got a Disney Channel Original Boner!

Guy 1: I'd high five you right now, but I've got one too.

by TerminalLance1371 February 20, 2012

the tampon channel

Any channel like Bravo or Oxygen which has programs aimed towards more feminine audiences. Known for abundance of tampon commercials.

Me and my girlfriend were watching TV together, but since nothing that she wanted to watch was on, I got stuck watching the tampon channel.

by I am a Piranha August 29, 2007

Shit-canned

A phrase used to explain being fired or someone being fired

1. Dude, that guy just totally got shit-canned!

2. I hope I don't get shit-canned after the toliet-paper incident

by Girl-hockey-fan April 28, 2009

Disney Channel

A channel with very low-budget, unfunny shows that are somehow popular. All the special effects in Disney Channel are terrible, the sets are so fake you can see the glue holding it together, and the lighting is about as good as it is on Saturday Night Live. Most shows have one main character, and that one character sings the theme song, and is female 99.9% of the time. When one of the actors/actresses is out doing some other movie, they try to cover it as cheaply as possible. For example, on Wizards of Waverly Place, when Jennifer Stone was filming Harriet the Spy, they said that her character was on an extended vacation to the Bahamas or something. The jokes are lame and overused, and have laugh tracks following them that void whatever faint trace of humor there was to begin with. Most of the characters are high school age, and yet never curse, say perverted things, or even do anything that would be almost inappropriate for a six-year-old. Which is kind of pointless, because in today, an average child ten and under has seen like at least 10 R rated movies, so they've already seen that stuff and it wouldn't hurt to see it again. Yet, despite all these flaws, Disney Channel shows are extremely addictive to watch and you'll find yourself TiVo-ing every last one, and eagerly awaiting the time each week when a new episode comes out.

"Suite Life is, like, my favorite show.

I blame brainwash"

"The Disney Channel is soooo lame.
But I can't stop watching it..."

by hashahahhaheshm October 27, 2010

disney channel

Don't watch it! It's like watching the video from The Ring. Plus, it hypnotizes you.

I was passing by my little sister while she was watching t.v. and was hypnotized into watching Disney Channel.

by TheD22 November 18, 2010