cafeteria Jew

A Jew who picks and chooses which laws in Judaism to follow.

Rachel: Wait, so you won't eat any pork but you'll drive on Saturdays?!
Jacob: What can I say, I'm just a cafeteria Jew!

by Jewmania June 28, 2010

caffeinate

vb. to take on caffeine, esp coffee, usually in the morning as part of a regular routine

Boss: There you are, let's get straight down to work.

Employee: Not so fast, I gotta caffeinate first!

by m f luder August 23, 2011

Café Kréyòl Show (Event)

Café Kréyòl or Café Kréyòl Show is an organization and also known as a tv show that is only interesting in music showcases, acoustic unplugged, comedy showcases, culture, and foods. The event is every Friday afternoon and people have access to live music performances and more for only $20 per Friday.

Café Kréyòl Show (Event) is an event that was launched by Bon Déjeuner! Radio to bring entertainment to the people in Cap-Haïtien.

by Mikee Brown September 28, 2018

caffeine and green

The act of waking up, making fresh coffee and drinking it while partaking in the burning and inhaling of the devils lettuce.

Cecilia woke up and brewed fresh coffee and smoked. She had her caffeine and green

by LilySunshine1994 March 31, 2019

coffin cafe

A chat site that wasnt like any other. It started off being a twilight rp(role playing) chat site, but it soon turned into a place where ppl could just escape to another world. There was a lot of drama, almost too much, but in the end we were just a family. This chat site has been tooken down, and we have all grown up, but the memory's go on in us. In this place the meaning of life was bucket and everyone loved Bob the tree.

Kanda: hey,do u rememeber that awsome site coffin cafe?
Kyle: yeah, a lot of memory's come up when I think of coffin care.

by shacrin March 25, 2013

caffeine shots

Taking a drink that's very heavy in caffeine and doing multiple shots of it within one minute. Thus, causing you to have a huge energy rush.

bob was being a lame ass but after the caffeine shots he's fucking hyper.

by ZTO September 25, 2006

makeupalley cafe board

The otherwise excellent makeupalley beauty and wellbeing website's weak spot is the cafe board. There is teenage angst re boys and relationships, looks, unfair parents; derogatory comments about mothers-in-law (watch your back if your son gets an MUA girlfriend); disgust re pregnancy, childbirth, breastfeeding - oh, and pubic hair; childless posters who apparently have the expertise to comment upon child-rearing practices and the inadequacies of parents; nauseating fawning over pets, yet many US cats are subjected to onychectomy, a practice prohibited or restricted in many countries; bragging posts by the sexually 'daring' who aren't doing anything different, just making more 'look at me' noise about it; bashing of and ignorance about feminism, history, the world; pointless posts about pooping (grow up and let us eat our snacks at the computer in peace); film and book recommendations that are usually lowest common denominator formulaic rubbish. The format of the board is chatroom-like, which is a strength, and sometimes there are posters with whom it's possible to have a respectful exchange of ideas, some truly liberated thinking, and real fun rather than a repetition of the same in-jokes. The board is dominated by Americans so be politically incorrect or try a little subtle humour at your peril. Finally, be prepared for some eye-rollingly ignorant posts when the banned topic of religion rears its head, and remember that correct spelling is beyond a majority of the posters, most of whom don't have the excuse of English being their second language.

makeupalley cafe board is where I will learn that 'most people that call themselves feminists are actually mysogynists' and that having pubic hair is unhygienic

by ithastobesaid December 15, 2008