hunk of carbon

Diamond

Hey, what size hunk of carbon did you get when he popped the question?

by rickbelpre December 26, 2011

Carbon oxygen carbon potassium

It stands for C-O-C-K

Person 1: How did your date go?
Person 2: So bad, turns out she doesn't like Carbon oxygen carbon potassium

by Ranpapis big toe March 9, 2023

Carbon Capture

A government that has been captured by the fossil fuels industry for example the UK

Tarquin - I hear the UK government is going to use carbon capture, so your shares in those North sea oil companies are going to go through the roof.
Rollo - Yes, it's going to be sick - are you going to stay in the place in Switzerland when floods start ?

by fnard March 30, 2023

carbon fart

A person that is no longer in your life and basically dead to you, is a carbon fart.

David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Carboned

When you take a group photo (with the iPhone .5 lens) and one person on the end becomes warped

How did the picture come out? “Oh my, I’ve been carboned!”

I don’t want to be on the end. I might get carboned!

by evanmrc December 22, 2023

Carbon Skidmark

A metric to measure the actions and in-actions of powerful organisations and big business on the Climate crisis.
Used to compare the climate actions and inactions of those with power vs the everyday actions of individuals to reduce their carbon footprints.
Includes systemic actions and inactions as well as policy.

We're worried about our carbon footprints. Are those with power doing enough about their carbon skidmarks?

by climnate123456789 January 11, 2024

Irish Carbone

To be right about something, when people are telling you that you’re wrong but then being kind of a twat about it when you’re shown to be correct.

“Sean might have been right but he’s being a real fucken Irish Carbone right now”

by TeKaylaSunrise January 17, 2024