carbonated mineral water

carbonated mineral water is one of the best freaking drink on the planet. It is sparkling water and it tastes sooo good, a lot of my friends disagree.

Me: Plz give me the best freaking drink on the planet.
Jordan: So you mean carbonated mineral water.

by Emmie Z January 28, 2021

Carbon Monocide

Acid

When you add one oxygen into carbon monocide, it becomes carbon dicide.

by anonymous February 16, 2021

Carbon

His name is not common, but the kind of person he is is. He is so kind and sensitive, a definite jokester and class clown. He is best friends with a Brody and he is so fun to hangout with. All the ladies want him, but he doesn't have one. He is so oblivious to anyone liking him and is so cute and adorable.

Wow I want to be friends with Carbon...
Oh Carbon, he's so dreamy...
Hey dude there's Carbon!

by m e e e e e ! ! ! March 4, 2021

Carbon Rodding

Giving credit to the wrong person online, in reference to 'Deep Space Homer' episode of The Simpsons.

That wasn't Nick's post, it was mine! You're carbon rodding me!

by Matrixlogic March 5, 2021

carbon nose

The really ugly face you make when you drink a soft drink and exhale a carbonated belch through the nose searing the quardland hairs.

After the refreshing root-beer it led to a bad case of carbon nose

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

hunk of carbon

Diamond

Hey, what size hunk of carbon did you get when he popped the question?

by rickbelpre December 26, 2011

carbon fart

A person that is no longer in your life and basically dead to you, is a carbon fart.

David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023