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closet caper

An act wherein a group of friends are invited to hide in a closet and videotape an unsupecting female having intercourse with owner of said closet.
"You guys wanna come over tonight and closet caper this chick"?
by DJ Jason May 13, 2005
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Flaccid Casper

When one manages to cum with a flaccid penis
Dave: "how was the date?"
Jack: "horrible. She gave me a flaccid Casper."
by SilverBackJames23 August 26, 2013
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Toilet Camper

Someone who spends an obsessively amount of time on or close to a toilet. This is usually a term used by either restaurants or annoyed people. Someone may end up toilet camping if they bring in a digital device with them and become to lazy to move.
The term originates from "Camping" the act of staying/living in one place for a medium to long period of time and bathrooms in commonly used areas
Dude, there has been a guy in that toilet for over an hour now, he's such a Toilet Camper
by Richmond Kdik December 27, 2015
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Bush camper

Someone who hides from their problems and thinks that everything is going to be ok
Joey: He found out that he failed the exam and hasn't come to college since

Theo: man he's such a bush camper
by Coacroach911 September 30, 2018
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Auto Clapper

“We don’t wanna fuck with these guys. they have auto clappers.”
by Purple drink January 25, 2020
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Hamper Camper

A panty sniffer. Typically a male but there are wonderful female panty sniffers. A hamper camper is a fervent sniffer of soiled and dirty undergarments. He/she is found digging through clothes hampers in search of an intoxicating fix to their olfactory craving. He/she is also found rummaging through soiled laundry bags and baskets at laundromats and laundry rooms at communal living facilities and usually absconds with their unearthed treasures.
I walked in my room and my brother’s friend had his nose buried in the gusset of a pair of my soiled panties. What a hamper camper.

I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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Skegness Clapper

A degrading term describing someone who claps the cheeks of every Skegness chav (especially those ones with the pink hair and 7 kids).
Archie tells sam he’s been to Skegness for the weekend. Sam replies “oh what a Skegness Clapper”.
by The pink haired mom May 9, 2022
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