During anal intercourse the male hits a nerve that causes the female to start shitting uncontrollably on the males dick, while the male continues to bang her using the shit as lube.
Amanda was taking it up the butt when suddenly she had the urge to shit. John then continued to bang and begin his journey of "mudslide canoeing" until he was satisfied.
by Domweatherman February 04, 2014
A reference to male self stimulation exercises of pleasurable nature.
However, this is not like 'row your boat' where the action is directed towards another.
However, this is not like 'row your boat' where the action is directed towards another.
"I was wondering if you masterbated earlier today?"
"I was just thinking about it right about the time I sent those messages...But I didn't actually caress the canoe today."
"I was just thinking about it right about the time I sent those messages...But I didn't actually caress the canoe today."
by Puhbinka July 24, 2012
by whorewood November 30, 2010
Someone who exceeds all other douche bags and dumb fucks. They play music on yahoo chat to "punish" other chatters even though they can easily ignore them. They attempt to be smart but fail every single fucking time.
They come in under multiple screen names and accidentally post the wrong thing under one screen name...then correct themselves, therefore giving both names away to the entire room. They usually have no teeth and have the mental capacity of a hamster on crack. No one likes them but in the voices tell them they are awesome.
They come in under multiple screen names and accidentally post the wrong thing under one screen name...then correct themselves, therefore giving both names away to the entire room. They usually have no teeth and have the mental capacity of a hamster on crack. No one likes them but in the voices tell them they are awesome.
Rick aka potluck aka nonyabiz aka i am karma aka dumbfuck who needs to fall in a hole
Rick is playing music on 6 different screen names, trying to make people tell him the definition of polyamorous (in order to appear smart) and losing a couple teeth all at the same time, hence being a douche canoe.
Rick is playing music on 6 different screen names, trying to make people tell him the definition of polyamorous (in order to appear smart) and losing a couple teeth all at the same time, hence being a douche canoe.
by Mi2chatter October 31, 2010
Double the douchieness of a regular douche. Usually just does douchey things like being a douche. You will be a douche canoe if you have tribal tattoos or gel your hair, also if you're just a dick to people.
Jimmy is such a douche canoe.
Look at that guys tribal tattoo what a douche canoe.
Why is his profile picture of a baby, what a douche canoe.
Look at that guys tribal tattoo what a douche canoe.
Why is his profile picture of a baby, what a douche canoe.
by summercandy March 24, 2011
The act of male masterbation, in which the semen flows like goo out of the tip, thus making it appear as if a volcano erupted onto ones hand. Can also be used as an insult.
"Man, I was tugging one out last night when to my demise, it ended in a hand-cano!"
Insult: " Oh man that kid Tyler? He can go hand-cano himself he's a real bitch."
Insult: " Oh man that kid Tyler? He can go hand-cano himself he's a real bitch."
by DrTeabagPHD September 19, 2010
An erect penis
by twinkie kid 63 August 20, 2008