caleb

a tall skinny tree located in the Forbidden Forest. This tree sometimes comes alive and enters human form. The lank of its human form divulges its true identity.

Oh dear! I just spotted the caleb running from the forest! We must alert Harry Potter.

caleb by Treeweird March 11, 2009

caleb

a dirty white male with blonde hair typically has a small penis and is proud of it.

ew look at that honkie hes such a caleb

caleb by ThinkBig789 January 10, 2012

Caleb

A kid that thinks he's the bomb, but has really bad hacking skills.

Caleb, your hacking skills are terrible!

Caleb by King Elliot March 27, 2015

Caleb

Caleb is the biggest man whore out there. He only thinks of himself and rejects all others. He loves to have intimate relationships with his pets. Do not give him a cat cuz he will abuse it till it dies. He is easily lured in and falls in love WAY TOO EASILY, he will choose the bad people over the good. He also likes to think he is sneaky but rly he’s just a creep.

I met a Caleb yesterday and it made me want to die!

Caleb by Jfvjhfcbhg May 26, 2018

CALEB

FAT AND BLACK

JEWS GAY FAT CUNT HAHA SO CALEB BRO

CALEB by CALEBS FAT May 31, 2018

Caleb

Someone who says they have a big penis but actually small. Would give the fattest dick to Real Madrid and love to sucks massive dick at fifa. They also love women with the name of Hana.

"Hey, is that a Caleb I see?"
-"Yeah, you can see he making out with Hana right now."

Caleb by Badger2002 February 23, 2019

caleb

a total asswipe that ditches his "best friends" to mac on every girl in the group. drinks diarrhea through a curly straw and leaves a clevland steamer on his moms chest every day before he goes to school. sticks ferrets up his ass to help clean up the jiz stains that accumulate from anal sex. a total fuckface

"quit bein such a caleb"

caleb by dildo muncher January 14, 2008